The Obituary
When I die, please don't say, "She was such a joy! She just lit up any room she walked into," at my funeral.
We all know that's not true AT ALL.
Let's not start lying now that I'm dead.
— Wren Merritt
Well, Shit. I Started a Blog.
I've made some questionable decisions before, but this one takes the cake. I've officially started a blog. Apparently, people don't always appreciate hearing my lack of delicate sensibilities out loud. So, having this amazing wit, my gloriously sarcastic observations and wildly inappropriate thoughts that - typically - I say out loud.... is just not enough! Now, we have this fucking website to release them into the world. What could possibly go wrong? Welcome to Wren's Unsolicited Thoughts , where the filter is broken, the humor is occasionally inappropriate, and bullshit tolerance? Nonexistent. Before we go any further, there are a few things you should know. I have opinions - lots of them. Some are thoughtful and insightful. Others probably should have stayed between me and the shampoo bottles in the shower. I have a dark sense of humor. Not because I don't take life seriously, but because sometimes li...
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