I Tried Being Less Wasteful. It Was Horrible

 I don’t know about you, but I absolutely cannot stand it when the shampoo and conditioner get empty at different times!  I have this need to start new bottles of both at the exact same time. 

Am I the only person who does this?  Do I need some sort of measuring device to wash my fucking hair?

Anyway, happy Monday!

-Wren

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